The Best Day in RIGD AI History!

Good afternoon RIGD.

Let us begin this day with another ancient Chinese proverb which has been passed down in our family from generation to generation.

"The app, like a skillful hand, prints wealth when guided with wisdom."

Amen brothers.

Amen.

Right time. Right trade. Right size.

Perhaps we should have elaborated a bit more on the following statement in yesterday’s RIGD REPORT.

We were waiting for the moment and RIGD perfectly pinned the setup. We sized up on the trade. The JPow pump happened when he said “we will consider a pause in September” and we exited the position netting ~ $23,000 in 16 minutes.

Author’s note: If we held the position $SPY 250× 7/28 456c overnight it would have been over a 200% return, but that’s markets. It’s best to not get upset over what could have been. There will always be more opportunities to print and light money on fire.

The JPOW Pump:

Jerome Hayden Powell, Chairman of the Federal Reserve, is the most powerful person on the planet. He doesn’t hold any nuclear launch codes, but could Hiroshima the markets at any time simply by ushering a few unexpected words. The market fell yesterday after he said, “We will not consider lowering rates in 2023.”

Yesterday we had the Fed Interest Rate Decision at 14:00 followed by his press conference at 14:40.

When the market knows events like this are happening, the lizard people will typically wait until the last moment before taking a large position. That’s why we saw minimal activity leading up to it. This is similar to earnings reports where a flurry of option activity comes in minutes before the close.

Events = volatility = price action = time to make money.

Let’s break down the events:

14:00 - interest rate decision raising 25bps, statement basically unchanged. nothing burger.

14:26 - RIGD AI fires a 311 score bull bomb for the $454 strike

If you still don’t believe the markets are absolutely 100% RIGGGGD then how come we are able to pinpoint THE EXACT BOTTOM CANDLE right before $SPY moves up on such a regular basis???

We immediately enter the trade with large size sweeping 250 $SPY 456c with a Friday expiry. If we did these with 0dte we would have made a lot more money, but probably shit our pants along the way.

RIGD alerts work best for intraday moves, but trade them however you’d like including longer date options which are slightly less volatile.

14:30 - press conference starts and Powell says he’s happy about the inflation reports and that they would consider a pause at the September meeting.

14:30 - 14:43 - $SPY rises +0.61% over fourteen minutes. It stops at $457. We see this a lot in 0DTE land because options are priced by the dollar. Traders take profit selling positions.

RIGD fires two bull bomb alerts during this time. Traders who missed the move are trying to join in. They are about to find out what happens when you chase.

15:01 - Powell says they will not be lowering rates in 2023 and the market retraces the entire move up completely destroying people who missed the move and tried to chase higher. This happens every damn day.

15:59 - Massive hulk dick up on heavy volume the market knows a pause is coming and today we gap up +0.71% higher.

New play on the way… DUMPERS!

We’re closely tracking the correlation between end of day price action and next day option flow. We saw the end of day ramp coming on high volume and bought QQQ calls near the close.

This morning we closed the position for a 168.67% return.

Soon we’ll be adding DUMPERS to BULL BOMBS, BEAR BOMBS and LOTTOS (deep OTM sweeps above ask).

DUMPERS are simple. Buy at the close and dump in the morning.

It will take additional time and testing to bring them live, but they offer a few exciting benefits.

Not a day trade: since you’re opening the position one day and selling the next it’s not a day trade and will not count towards limit making it perfect for smaller accounts with less than $25k.

Very cool if it works: There’s not a whole lot of things in this world that are better than returning 168% in one day where you didn’t have to do any work or thinking.

THE RULES OF RIGD! (aka the perfect setup)

You’re probably too young to remember but back in the day when there were only two genders there was also this brand called FUBU which was widely available at TJMaxx. FUBU means “for us, by us”.

RIGD is very FUBU except the us by us is for low IQ lazy degenerates.

The product is extremely idiot friendly, but it’s not idiot proof.

So you will probably still lose 100% of your money options and we do not recommend this product to anyone, but practicing these guidelines can improve performance.

1.) Bull bombs at bottoms

2.) Bear bombs at tops

3.) 500+ score is best

4.) Lots of bulls, bears or florbs

Ink those in your brain and you may only lose 99% of your money.

Look no further than today on $SPY

We open 0.70% higher and price action begins to chop, but as you can see all of the option activity is bearish!

Here are the alerts:

BEAR BOMBS close together with scores of 522, 547, 591, 557 and 338.

This is nirvana.

This is perfection.

There is no better setup.

Size it up.

These all returned 100-200% in the next hour and a half.

If you’re an absolute madman who bought but didn’t close or intelligent investor who took profits and let a few run wild… then the gains are quite astounding now that $SPY is down -0.39%.

How big?

538.55% for the lowest and 715.38% for the highest.

Even the latest bear bomb we fired at 14:19 has returned 115.28% in fifteen minutes.

What’s not to love?

Tomorrow is Fuckery Friday which is pretty terrible to trade but since we had one too many maithais last night and missed out on what’s looking like THE BEST DAY IN RIGD HISTORY we’ll probably chase a bunch of dumb moves and lose a few thousand dollars.

See you then and remember to…

STAY FROSTY!

Also that screenshot posted above is totally outdated now.

Here’s an update on RIGD alerts for $SPY

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