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5640% on $TSLA + the $SPY setup for mopex

5640% on $TSLA + the $SPY setup for mopex

Ahh it’s Monday and it’s options expiry week. Which means one thing and one thing only of course - max fuckery.

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Citadel CEO Peng Zhao Steps into the Spotlight (But Why?)

Citadel CEO Peng Zhao Steps into the Spotlight (But Why?)

Perhaps the reclusive spotlight averse math genius profiting off of retail just went through a breakup and is trying to get back out there - tell the world he’s a really good guy.

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Online Meth 2024, Disney's GoJo and $SPY Live Report

Online Meth 2024, Disney's GoJo and $SPY Live Report

TokTik zoomers ruined remote work for everyone with their dumbass clout chasing day in the life watch me drink matcha tea videos, but there’s one thing so powerful even gen-z couldn’t mess it up… and that’s big pharma.

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Looking at the $SPY Meltup on CPI Day

Looking at the $SPY Meltup on CPI Day

Even if Joe Biden didn’t get the inflation report early someone else did and it clearly shows up yesterday.

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Apple beats and limit up we go.

Apple beats and limit up we go.

Despite this week’s evidence of further societal collapse and descent into chaotic anarchy, the US is back and booming baby.

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This time it’s different (no, probably not)

This time it’s different (no, probably not)

There are two guaranteed lines of thought that will wipe out your portfolio. First: Your option trade will come back (it won’t) Second: This time it’s different (it’s not)

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A billionaire revenge story 10 years in the making

A billionaire revenge story 10 years in the making

Before he was known for crying on television for saying hell is coming or even endorsing then retracting his quasi-endorsement of right-wing firebrand and presidential hopeful Vivek Ramaswamy, Bill pre-spacman Ackman (the spac shut down and returned capital to investors) battled corporate raider Carl Icahn over the pinnacle of pyramidic nutrition, Herbalife.

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The show rolls on (unless you’re a regional bank, digital publisher or Bud Light)

The show rolls on (unless you’re a regional bank, digital publisher or Bud Light)

Three of the four largest bank failures (in non-inflation-adjusted-united-states-dollars) have occurred in the last two months, but the show rolls on with the S&P500 about to breakout and $NVDA at 52-week highs.

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Same shit, different month.

Same shit, different month.

This weekend regulators met with JPM and PNC banks to negotiate the takeover of $FRC. The FDIC’s mandate being ensuring the stability of the financial system whereas JPM and PNC are for-profit entities incentivized to get the best deal possible for their shareholders.

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Big tech still big. Growth tech is just tech.

Big tech still big. Growth tech is just tech.

the market has said AWS is the only thing that matters. AWS is now showing its slowest growth ever and operating profit is down -26% YoY. there is no free cash flow. retail is a low margin people intensive business. good luck out there.

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Earnings, GDP and we go limit up

Earnings, GDP and we go limit up

So the economy is slowing, a lot more people are using Facebook and people have less money for stuff because they are paying more money for ex food and energy which don’t look is up going into the summer driving season.

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$770 Million in Financial Engineering

$770 Million in Financial Engineering

Google Cloud had been losing a casual billion or half billion with a few hundred million every quarter since 2019, but somehow they "turned it around" in the first quarter.

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